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    June 21

    牛与猪的对白

    前言:
    吾于六月伏天找工作, 奔波于福田与南山之间, 出入于高新园区和写字楼之中, 骄阳似火, 酷暑难熬. 测试, 笔试, 面试, 一场接一场. 忽然眼前一亮: 原来我就是那头牛. 遂得此文, 以自嘲.
    牛整天辛苦地劳作
    突发奇想要做猪
    对猪说:
    让我加入你们地行列吧
    猪说:
    先做一下测试题
    看你适合不适合做猪
    猪问:
    你能吃吗?
    牛答:
    能吃,俺的肚子大,怎么吃都吃不饱.
    猪问:
    你能睡吗?
    牛答:
    能睡,俺的瞌睡大,但总是还没有睡醒就被拉去耕地.
    猪:
    很遗憾 你不适合做猪
    你能吃,但是没有吃饱过
    你能睡,但是没有睡好过
    专业不精 经验不足
    需要继续努力
     
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    programmer foolwrote:
    Thanks all of you!
    June 22
    纯 查wrote:
    呵呵，人对猪好，是因为要吃它。人不歌颂猪而歌颂牛，是因为牛能创造财富。还是做牛吧！
    June 21
    纯 查wrote:
    呵呵，人对猪好，是因为要吃它。人不歌颂猪而歌颂牛，是因为牛能创造财富。还是做牛吧！
    June 21
    Tiger Zhangwrote:
    有点意思，看来你更适合做writer，而不是coder。 呵呵，加油～～～ C->C++->windows->VC->OK
    June 21
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    浅小妖 wrote:
    生命是一个漫长的过程,大家共勉!
    June 21

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